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- CommentAuthorHeeroJF
- CommentTimeNov 19th 2008 edited
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doo: The real reason why this movie emphasized the gross-out factor.
Pirates of the Carribean: Dad Man's Chest: A shocking drama about piratous incest.
Iron Ma: Introspective study of a family of robots.
Finding Emo: The search for a depressed teenage fish.
Alien: A sequel with surprisingly the same name as the original.
11 Dalmatians: Lacks scope.
Men in Lack: A heartfelt story about homeless people.
Men in Back: A heartfelt biography of Rosa Parks.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Ire: A very upsetting cup.
The Emperor's New Grove: A dictator moves into a forest.
Jurassic Pak: The shocking discovery of a prehistoric Nintendo cartridge.
30: A movie about some VERY strong Spartans.
Ars Attacks: Documentary on diarrhea.
Evil Dead II: Dead by Dan: It's pretty obvious this movie's villain is Dan.
Apollo 3: Houston, we have no problems.
Ex, Lies and Videotapes: Divorce court drama.
The Goo, the Bad and the Ugly: Typical slimy monster horror flick.
The Dark Night: D'uh.
Star Wars: A New Hop: A paraplegic space adventurer re-learns to walk.
V or Vendetta: To spell out a word, or not spell out a word? That is the question.
Eep Blue Sea: A colorblind scuba diver is suddenly cured.
Teas Chainsaw Massacre: Earl Gray aromatic infusions on a killing rampage.
Sakes on a Plane: The tragedy of a group of Asian tourists drinking too heavily while flying.''The mandate, as well as the benefit, of responsibility is the ability to tell when one can afford to be irresponsible.'' - Me -
- CommentAuthoromaha
- CommentTimeNov 19th 2008
"Apollo 3": Houston, we have no problems
haha, these are great-Gt I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul. -
- CommentAuthorThomas Glorieux
- CommentTimeNov 19th 2008
hihi, this is good stuff
waaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! Where's my nut? arrrghhhhhhh -
- CommentAuthorHeeroJF
- CommentTimeNov 19th 2008 edited
The Rince of Egypt: Historical reenactment of the Nile's greatest flooding.''The mandate, as well as the benefit, of responsibility is the ability to tell when one can afford to be irresponsible.'' - Me -
- CommentAuthorMarselus
- CommentTimeNov 19th 2008
HeeroJF wrote
"Pirates of the Carribean: Dad Man's Chest": A shocking drama about piratous incest.
"Jurassic Pak": The shocking discovery of a prehistory Nintendo cartridge.
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- CommentAuthorAnthony
- CommentTimeNov 19th 2008
HeeroJF wrote
"Sakes on a Plane": The tragedy of a group of Asian tourists drinking too heavily while flying.
www.johnpowellcomposer.com/fourtrombones - The Musical Library Of Lost -
- CommentAuthorHeeroJF
- CommentTimeNov 19th 2008 edited
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Warrobe: You've heard of a warhammer? This is a warrobe. With a +4 hem of troll-slaying.
American Pi: I've never seen anyone do *THAT* to a greek letter!!
The American Resident: Documentary on the acquisition of a green card.
Green Car: Herbie gets a makeover.
Monty Python and the Holy Rail: Seek the Rail! It's at the left of the Holy Stairs, git.
I, Root: Will Smith starts in this film about a self-aware tree. Nominated for best make-up.''The mandate, as well as the benefit, of responsibility is the ability to tell when one can afford to be irresponsible.'' - Me -
- CommentAuthorMogens
- CommentTimeNov 19th 2008 edited
The Owling: The woods are filled with hooting in this terrifying were-owl flick.
Tar Wars - The Phantom Menace: The dark goo clouds everything.
The Ost Boys: Blood sucking score-fans heckle small Californian town.
Ape Fear: Animal rights lawyer is terrorized by monkeyLuminous beings are we.. Not this crude matter. -
- CommentAuthorHeeroJF
- CommentTimeNov 19th 2008
Mogens wrote
The Ost Boys: Blood sucking score-fans heckle small Californian town.
that's us!''The mandate, as well as the benefit, of responsibility is the ability to tell when one can afford to be irresponsible.'' - Me -
- CommentAuthorHeeroJF
- CommentTimeNov 19th 2008 edited
A Bug's Lie: Pixar movie about circus bugs who lie about being heroes. Hm, same movie after all.
Gory: A particularly gruesome Civil War epic, with heartfelt score by James Horner.''The mandate, as well as the benefit, of responsibility is the ability to tell when one can afford to be irresponsible.'' - Me -
- CommentAuthorPawelStroinski
- CommentTimeNov 19th 2008
http://www.filmmusic.pl - Polish Film Music Review Website -
- CommentAuthorMogens
- CommentTimeNov 19th 2008
28 Days Late: Young woman is pregnant with zombie childLuminous beings are we.. Not this crude matter. -
- CommentAuthorMogens
- CommentTimeNov 19th 2008
Chinatow: When his car breaks down, Jack Gittes calls the tow truck
Oh my god, I can't stop this! This is silliness according my tastes!Luminous beings are we.. Not this crude matter. -
- CommentAuthorAnthony
- CommentTimeNov 19th 2008
2 - The shortest day in Jack Bauer's life.
Lot - A story of survival after a plane crashes in a parking structure.www.johnpowellcomposer.com/fourtrombones - The Musical Library Of Lost -
- CommentAuthorHeeroJF
- CommentTimeNov 19th 2008
Anthony wrote
2 - The shortest day in Jack Bauer's life.
LMAO!''The mandate, as well as the benefit, of responsibility is the ability to tell when one can afford to be irresponsible.'' - Me -
- CommentAuthorHeeroJF
- CommentTimeNov 19th 2008 edited
The Toering Inferno: The case of a severe inflammation due to excessive use of foot jewelry.''The mandate, as well as the benefit, of responsibility is the ability to tell when one can afford to be irresponsible.'' - Me -
- CommentAuthorHeeroJF
- CommentTimeNov 19th 2008
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Leet Street: Also known as "The Demon Barber of l33t Street".
Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden One: The rape of a straight man.''The mandate, as well as the benefit, of responsibility is the ability to tell when one can afford to be irresponsible.'' - Me -
- CommentAuthorAnthony
- CommentTimeNov 19th 2008
The Incredible - Bob Parr has his mid-life crisis.www.johnpowellcomposer.com/fourtrombones - The Musical Library Of Lost -
- CommentAuthorsdtom
- CommentTimeNov 19th 2008
clever"There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments and which can not fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance... that principle is contempt prior to investigation" Herbert Spencer -
- CommentAuthorHeeroJF
- CommentTimeNov 19th 2008 edited
Our Mother's Hose: Children come to term with their mother's lingerie collection. Music by Georges Delerue.
Silver Steak: Henry Mancini scores this culinary adventure about a train catering service particularly high in minerals.''The mandate, as well as the benefit, of responsibility is the ability to tell when one can afford to be irresponsible.'' - Me -
- CommentAuthorSouthall
- CommentTimeNov 19th 2008
Very, very witty. Well done!As Carl Orff said to his wife after she gave him cheese sandwiches for the ninth successive day, "O! For tuna" -
- CommentAuthorsdtom
- CommentTimeNov 20th 2008
this could be an interesting idea for a short story."There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments and which can not fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance... that principle is contempt prior to investigation" Herbert Spencer -
- CommentAuthorHeeroJF
- CommentTimeNov 20th 2008 edited
Harry Otter: Harry battles Voldemort the evil Badger, with the help of his friends Ron Possum and Hermione Hamster.
Fly Away Hoe: A prostitute learns to fly.
The Ion Giant: An atom of radium wanders the world searching for its lost electron.
Happy Fee: A tax that makes people happy. Science fiction.
Unich: A study showing that having your balls cut off also renders you dyslexic. Steven Spielberg directs.
...I can't stop''The mandate, as well as the benefit, of responsibility is the ability to tell when one can afford to be irresponsible.'' - Me -
- CommentAuthorChristodoulides
- CommentTimeNov 20th 2008
HeeroJF wrote
Fly Away Hoe: A prostitute learns to fly.
HAHAHAHAHA loved that one!
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- CommentAuthorWilliam
- CommentTimeNov 20th 2008
HeeroJF wrote
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doo: The real reason why this movie emphasized the gross-out factor.
Pirates of the Carribean: Dad Man's Chest: A shocking drama about piratous incest.
Iron Ma: Introspective study of a family of robots.
Finding Emo: The search for a depressed teenage fish.
Alien: A sequel with surprisingly the same name as the original.
11 Dalmatians: Lacks scope.
Men in Lack: A heartfelt story about homeless people.
Men in Back: A heartfelt biography of Rosa Parks.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Ire: A very upsetting cup.
The Emperor's New Grove: A dictator moves into a forest.
Jurassic Pak: The shocking discovery of a prehistoric Nintendo cartridge.
30: A movie about some VERY strong Spartans.
Ars Attacks: Documentary on diarrhea.
Evil Dead II: Dead by Dan: It's pretty obvious this movie's villain is Dan.
Apollo 3: Houston, we have no problems.
Ex, Lies and Videotapes: Divorce court drama.
The Goo, the Bad and the Ugly: Typical slimy monster horror flick.
The Dark Night: D'uh.
Star Wars: A New Hop: A paraplegic space adventurer re-learns to walk.
V or Vendetta: To spell out a word, or not spell out a word? That is the question.
Eep Blue Sea: A colorblind scuba diver is suddenly cured.
Teas Chainsaw Massacre: Earl Gray aromatic infusions on a killing rampage.
Sakes on a Plane: The tragedy of a group of Asian tourists drinking too heavily while flying.
Ha! These are excellent!"My music is best understood by children and animals." - Igor Stravinsky -
- CommentAuthorHeeroJF
- CommentTimeNov 20th 2008
Requiem for a Ream: The trials of an empty stack of paper.''The mandate, as well as the benefit, of responsibility is the ability to tell when one can afford to be irresponsible.'' - Me -
- CommentAuthorMogens
- CommentTimeNov 20th 2008
Aging Bull: De Niro returns for the remake.
Carface: Crime, guns, drugs - and a nose like a Chevy.
Mad Ma: Southern granny takes to the road in this violent revenge flick.
Loverfield: Huge monster ravages hippie-camp in this handheld retro flick.
Hostbusters: Dinner guests run amok in this comedy.Luminous beings are we.. Not this crude matter. -
- CommentAuthorMogens
- CommentTimeNov 20th 2008
HeeroJF wrote
Unich: A study showing that having your balls cut off also renders your dyslexic. Steven Spielberg directs.
...I can't stop
ROFLLuminous beings are we.. Not this crude matter. -
- CommentAuthorHeeroJF
- CommentTimeNov 20th 2008
Mogens wrote
Aging Bull: De Niro returns for the remake.
!!''The mandate, as well as the benefit, of responsibility is the ability to tell when one can afford to be irresponsible.'' - Me -
- CommentAuthorHeeroJF
- CommentTimeNov 20th 2008
Planet of the Ape: A very lonely ape.
Riders of the Lost Ark: A shame it just sat there.''The mandate, as well as the benefit, of responsibility is the ability to tell when one can afford to be irresponsible.'' - Me