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GREAT QUIPS & QUOTES

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    • CommentAuthorTimmer
    • CommentTimeDec 30th 2008
    "I want to die like my Father, peacefully in his sleep.........not screaming in terror like his passengers"

    -Bob Monkhouse-

    biggrin
    On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
    • CommentAuthorAnthony
    • CommentTimeDec 30th 2008
    "I've been trying to have a kid for five years. But the wife wanted him for life".

    -Lee Mack-
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      CommentAuthorSteven
    • CommentTimeDec 30th 2008
    "I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself."

    -Bender-
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      CommentAuthorSteven
    • CommentTimeDec 30th 2008
    "Robots don't have any emotions, and sometimes that makes me very sad."

    -Bender-
    • CommentAuthorAnthony
    • CommentTimeDec 30th 2008
    "I like my women like my coffee...in a plastic cup."

    -Eddie Izzard-
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      CommentAuthorSteven
    • CommentTimeDec 30th 2008
    "Allow me to impress upon you the severe mistake you have made, for years my conduct has been largely benign and yet without provocation you have severed our détente and forced me to unleash upon you the vengeful flame of a thousand suns. You shall curse your mothers for the day of your birth. So go now, GO and begin your life of fear, knowing, that when you least expect it, the looming sword of Damocles will crush down upon you cleaving you in twain and as you gaze upon the smoking wreckage that was once your life, you will regret the day you crossed the wrong fish."

    -Klaus the fish- (After being pushed down a water slide by Steve and Roger.)
    • CommentAuthorTimmer
    • CommentTimeDec 30th 2008 edited
    ( Talking to two Irish TV executives about the potato famine that wiped out a million people in 1840's Ireland )

    "well, if you can afford to emigrate you can afford to eat in a reasonably priced restaurant"

    -Alan Partridge-
    On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
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      CommentAuthorSteven
    • CommentTimeDec 30th 2008
    "BURN THE BUNNY!"

    -Timmer-
    • CommentAuthorTimmer
    • CommentTimeDec 30th 2008
    "TITS"

    -Steven-
    On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
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      CommentAuthorMarselus
    • CommentTimeDec 30th 2008 edited
    "Ah; we are talking MILFs. Now i get it. Big fan here."

    -Demetris-


    "Stay away from my wife. That MILF is MINE!"

    -Erik-
    Anything with an orchestra or with a choir....at some point will reach you
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      CommentAuthorSteven
    • CommentTimeDec 30th 2008
    Timmer wrote
    "TITS"

    -Steven-


    He sounds like a smart guy. shocked
    • CommentAuthormarkrayen
    • CommentTimeDec 30th 2008
    general discussions, huh? rolleyes
    www.markcandasamy.no
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      CommentAuthorSteven
    • CommentTimeDec 30th 2008
    markrayen wrote
    general discussions, huh? rolleyes


    Yeah, why not. General Discussions at MT usually involve exactly that. biggrin
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      CommentAuthorMarselus
    • CommentTimeDec 30th 2008
    Steven wrote
    markrayen wrote
    general discussions, huh? rolleyes


    Yeah, why not. General Discussions at MT usually involve exactly that. biggrin


    And that´s why MT is so GREAT! punk
    Anything with an orchestra or with a choir....at some point will reach you
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      CommentAuthorSteven
    • CommentTimeDec 30th 2008
    Absofrigginlutely.
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      CommentAuthorSteven
    • CommentTimeDec 30th 2008
    "Absofrigginlutely."

    -Me-
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      CommentAuthorMarselus
    • CommentTimeDec 30th 2008
    Steven wrote
    "Absofrigginlutely."

    -Me-


    lol
    Anything with an orchestra or with a choir....at some point will reach you
    • CommentAuthorTimmer
    • CommentTimeDec 30th 2008
    Steven wrote
    Timmer wrote
    "TITS"

    -Steven-


    He sounds like a smart guy. shocked


    "Is there no beginning to you're talent"

    -Robin Day-
    On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
    • CommentAuthorAnthony
    • CommentTimeDec 30th 2008
    "lol"

    -Secret Agent Maaan!-
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      CommentAuthorSteven
    • CommentTimeDec 31st 2008
    "It does not make any difference how beautiful your guess is. It does not make any difference how smart you are, who made the guess, or what his name is-- if it disagrees with experiment it is wrong. That is all there is to it."

    -Richard Feynman-
  21. "I have the heart of a child; I keep it in a jar..."
    (unknown)


    "Well, if it's a fight they want ... can't someone else bring it to them?"
    (Doyle, Season 1, "Angel")


    After knocking his dueling opponent to the ground, "Sure, it would be humiliating having to lie there while a better man refuses to spill your blood. Mercy is the mark of a great man."
    Gives a quick stab to the guy.
    "Guess I'm just a good man."
    Stabs him again.
    "Well, I'm all right."
    (Mal, "Firefly"


    "The affect? THE AFFECT?! I'll tell you what the affect is -- it's pissing me off!!!
    "Well then maybe my theory is correct!"
    (Peter to the guy he is giving electric shocks to during the oepning of the movie "Ghostbusters")
    The views and opinions of Ford A. Thaxton are his own and do not necessarily reflect the ones of ANYONE else.
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      CommentAuthorLSH
    • CommentTimeDec 31st 2008
    Timmer wrote
    ( Talking to two Irish TV executives about the potato famine that wiped out a million people in 1840's Ireland )

    "well, if you can afford to emigrate you can afford to eat in a reasonably priced restaurant"

    -Alan Partridge-


    biggrin

    From the same scene...

    Alan: 'Sunday Bloody Sunday', what a great song. Really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn't it? You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think, "Sunday, bloody Sunday!"
    Irish TV Exec. 1: You know, I really hate to do this to you Alan, but it's actually a song about...
    Irish TV Exec. 2: Yeah, 'Sunday Bloody Sunday' is actually about a massacre in Derry in 1972.
    Alan: A massacre? Eugh, I'm not playing that again.
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      CommentAuthorBobdH
    • CommentTimeDec 31st 2008
    "I never married. Sadly, my mother in law couldn't get children"

    - Herman Finkers -
  24. LSH wrote
    Timmer wrote
    ( Talking to two Irish TV executives about the potato famine that wiped out a million people in 1840's Ireland )

    "well, if you can afford to emigrate you can afford to eat in a reasonably priced restaurant"

    -Alan Partridge-


    biggrin

    From the same scene...

    Alan: 'Sunday Bloody Sunday', what a great song. Really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn't it? You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think, "Sunday, bloody Sunday!"
    Irish TV Exec. 1: You know, I really hate to do this to you Alan, but it's actually a song about...
    Irish TV Exec. 2: Yeah, 'Sunday Bloody Sunday' is actually about a massacre in Derry in 1972.
    Alan: A massacre? Eugh, I'm not playing that again.


    Who is this guy? biggrin
    http://www.filmmusic.pl - Polish Film Music Review Website
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      CommentAuthorSteven
    • CommentTimeDec 31st 2008
    A national bloody treasure, that's who! biggrin
    • CommentAuthorTimmer
    • CommentTimeDec 31st 2008
    Steven wrote
    A national bloody treasure, that's who! biggrin


    ABSO-FRIGGING-LUTELY!!! punk


    Although many here may know Coogan better as Phileas Fogg in Around The World In 80 Days with Jackie Chan. slant
    On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
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      CommentAuthorSteven
    • CommentTimeDec 31st 2008 edited
    "Doubt leaves the door open for further investigation. Intransigent belief puts a mental barrier to further knowledge."

    cheesy

    - http://www.nobeliefs.com/beliefs.htm -
    • CommentAuthorTimmer
    • CommentTimeDec 31st 2008
    Steven wrote
    "Doubt leaves the door open for further investigation. Intransigent belief puts a mental barrier to further knowledge."

    cheesy

    - http://www.nobeliefs.com/beliefs.htm -


    I like it Steven, a bit long to read right now but will do later.
    On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
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      CommentAuthorSteven
    • CommentTimeDec 31st 2008 edited
    Timmer wrote
    Steven wrote
    "Doubt leaves the door open for further investigation. Intransigent belief puts a mental barrier to further knowledge."

    cheesy

    - http://www.nobeliefs.com/beliefs.htm -


    I like it Steven, a bit long to read right now but will do later.


    Far from me to force anyone to read it of course, it is a bit of a mission. But it's a fascinating read that, if you find the time, I couldn't recommend it enough. Then again, it won't be of interest to everyone.
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      CommentAuthorWilliam
    • CommentTimeJan 3rd 2009
    Steven wrote
    "Absofrigginlutely."

    -Me-


    LOL biggrin

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