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Come on, Steven! you can do it.

Here is my another Joke.

A teacher asked a student to write 55.

Student asked: How?

Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!

The student wrote 5 and stopped.

teacher: What are you waiting for?

student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!

Have a lovely day!

What's a sardarji?

They call Sikhs "sardarji" here..

Q : Why did the super model stare at the orange juice carton?

A : Because it said 'concentrate'









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a car stops at a gasstation, the employee comes out to offer his service. Suddenly he looks weird at the backseat, where he sees 2 penguins sitting down. He looks weird to the driver and asks why on earth he has 2 penguins sitting at the backseat of the car? The man responds he just found these beasts and was wondering what on earth he had to do with them. The employee responds: "easy, take them to the ZOO"! "Excellent" says the man and he leaves

The next week the employee sees the same man passing at the other end of the street, with the 2 penguins following closeby, each with a balloon in each flipper. The employee runs to the man, asking: "well, didn't you take them to the ZOO? And the man responds: "Yes I did, and it was great. Now I'm taking them to the beach"

Now THAT'S an oldie! I think I heard that for the first time in primary school.

There are 10 finalists for the Maintitles Most Score-Insightful Post of the Year-

1. A passionate post by Nautilus about the decline in the quality of today's film scores chiefly due to the overuse of sound effects and the established 'Media Ventures'/ 'Remote Control Productions' formula.

2. A well reasoned argument by Sunil in which he finally presents one single John Williams score as his favorite score of the composer and finely articulates why it is his best pick.

3. A much-awaited confession by Thor that a complete and chronological re-release of scores is an awesome thing worth celebrating.

4. Plindboe's post where he admits that he has finally grown tired of Morricone's scores and that he now labels Ennio's love themes to be sappy and saccharine, his spaghetti western oeuvre as cliché, the tension/suspense devices as unlistenably boring, and the erotic/mysterious overtones as embarrassingly weird. He then accepts that with so prolific a career, Morricone has been a factory churning out scores with little variation.

5. A post from Joep where he confesses that the reason he listens to obscure scores is that he is the only person willing to accept cds from the little known composers and write reviews about them in exchange for shopping points at BOL.com which he later redeems for extra copies of scores to sell to others and make a net profit. He also admits that he intentionally messes around in the Now Playing thread by using the most obscure foreign title of a cd instead of the popular English title (I mean, c'mon! How cool is Sibirskiy Tsiryulnik in comparison to the plain & boring Barber of Siberia?)

6. A rant by Franz about how Desplat's recent works are very similar and underscorish and that he longs for the good old days of bold statements and musical inventiveness. In the same post he mentions that he is giving away his entire Christopher Gordon cd collection for free after falling out with the composer (Franz maintains that it was not his fault that his violent sneezing disrupted the recording sessions of Daybreakers and that he did not deserve to be kicked out of the studios)

7. An expansive post by Timmer in the John Barry thread arguing that while the composer showed brilliant musical ingenuity with his economy of expression, much of his scores are mind-numbingly the same except for a bar or two. He then makes his case convincingly by offering clips from Mary Queen of Scots, Frances, Dances with Wolves, Zulu, and On Her Majesty's Secret Service.

8. Demetris waxes philosophical that some of the most precious musical gems have a rough exterior that make it difficult to appreciate on the first listen. But only repeated listens and the right frame of mind can extricate the beauty that glistens with such purity that it leaves the listener in rapturous delight. He reports that after 10 repeated listens he has found the rare beauty in A R Rahman's Slumdog Millionaire. He was unable to complete his post since he was in a rare state of lachrymal ecstasy but it was ruled eligible for the contest by admin-God Bregt.

9. Two similar posts by Demonstar and Miya earned them a joint nomination for having elaborately argued against a full score release for The Lion King under the grounds that the estimated audience is minuscule and niche, that the music is mediocre at best, and that the film score fandom would be served better if the industry focused their efforts on releasing better works like Gustavo Santaolalla's Babel

10. A post by Justin where he very briefly mentions Symphonette 2.




Question: Which post will win?

Answer: Obviously #10. The rest of them are imaginary.

Hmmm... the joke i am going to tell you all is based on true story.

Sunil: Sleepy Hollow is a groundbreaking score.

Timmer: No, i don't agree with you, Sunil. Please tell me how come Sleepy Hollow is groundbreaking score?

Sunil: Simple. Put that soundtrack CD in your player and player connected 2500 Watts speaker and increase the volume, you will definitely feel the groundbreaking effect. So, this is groundbreaking score.

Timmer:

Sunil:

Have a nice day!

Nice one!

Well done BP.

Sardar went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
"I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to SARDARs," he replied. He hurried home
removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the
salesman "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied. "Damn, he
recognize me," he thought. he went for a complete disguise this time,
haircut and new hair color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days
before he again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed "How do you know I'm a Sardar?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.

I don't get it.

My friend, concept of the joke was that Sardar thought that particular product was portable TV, but actually it was "Microwave", so, each and every time he disguises himself in different appearances, he just kept on asking that salesman that "give me that portable TV", salesman could easily recognized him as Sardar because he was the one who always thinks that microwave as portable TV. Naturally, whenever he comes to shop and ask him to give him that TV, so, he easily denies him no sales to sardar. Do you get it now?