Addictive website caused man to loose precious time!

What started as a nice and easygoing visit on a new website ended in tragedy. When Phral Murkh, 83 (name and age changed by editor), discovered a new website and message board about filmscoring, he was immediately addicted. "I just couldn´t let go", he said when pschologists asked him about what happened. "It was just too new, too great, too exciting!"
www.maintitles.net is not even a month old, but Murkh was caught in its sinister web from day one. The community opened their gates right after scorereviews´ own message board closed, and got a hold on almost every prominent member of its former competitor.
"It´s just nuts", said an anonymous member, "I can´t stop posting. It´s like there´s no other sense in life!"
Indeed, early police reports tell us about other cases of dramatic addiction. Though hardly three weeks old, maintitles.net has amassed thousands of posts already. There are ten dozens of members, the numbers still growing with the moment.
And a lot of the "hardcore" fans of the page spend their whole day on the site. Says Murkh: "I find it very hard not to come back every ten minutes to check for new posts. I feel left out if I don´t."
He now pays his prize for the addiction. Polize got him arrested when he tried to grab an 8-year-old girl´s cell phone to connect to the website while riding a bus.
"It´s totally heartbreaking", says his wife. "Three weeks ago, we had such a rich life. Now all he speaks about is some strange 'Top Ten' list he wants to be part of..." She looks at the shards of her former life, while Phral Murkh will have to spend the rest of the year in a nice round room with white walls and no monitor in sight. Doctors doubt he´ll make a recovery.
"Itsa schame," says another anonymous member of maintitles.net, "he wass see ownly uther member hoo thaught Zimma was Da king."
Homeland Security is informed, but White House denied to comment, though the president has not been seen for three weeks now.