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      CommentAuthoromaha
    • CommentTimeJun 6th 2009
    So... he should make a porno with explosions and robots. slant
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      CommentAuthorDemetris
    • CommentTimeJun 6th 2009
    Steven wrote
    omaha wrote
    If Michael Bay doesn't do good effects, what is he good for? :shrug:


    Porno? He's clearly wanted to make one ever since his first movie.


    lol
    Love Maintitles. It's full of Wanders.
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      CommentAuthorDemetris
    • CommentTimeJun 6th 2009
    omaha wrote
    So... he should make a porno with explosions and robots. slant


    Be careful what you wish for; as for porno with..."explosions"....'nough said. cuba
    Love Maintitles. It's full of Wanders.
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      CommentAuthorSteven
    • CommentTimeJun 6th 2009
    omaha wrote
    So... he should make a porno with explosions and robots. slant


    THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME!


    ...


    Um, I mean what a ridiculous idea. Who'd wanna watch that? Not me... that's for sure...
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      CommentAuthorMarselus
    • CommentTimeJun 6th 2009
    Something tells me that if Bay made a porno it would be gay porn.
    Anything with an orchestra or with a choir....at some point will reach you
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      CommentAuthorDemetris
    • CommentTimeJun 6th 2009
    Marselus wrote
    Something tells me that if Bay made a porno it would be gay porn.

    biggrin
    Love Maintitles. It's full of Wanders.
    • CommentAuthorTimmer
    • CommentTimeJun 6th 2009
    Marselus wrote
    Something tells me that if Bay made a porno it would be gay porn.


    FACT!
    On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
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      CommentAuthorMarselus
    • CommentTimeJun 6th 2009
    Christodoulides wrote
    Marselus wrote
    Something tells me that if Bay made a porno it would be gay porn.

    biggrin

    Think about it: all the testosterone of Bay films, all these sweaty-tough-macho men....yeah, gay porn definitely.
    Anything with an orchestra or with a choir....at some point will reach you
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      CommentAuthorDemetris
    • CommentTimeJun 6th 2009
    Let me get ma b
    Love Maintitles. It's full of Wanders.
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      CommentAuthorSteven
    • CommentTimeJun 6th 2009
    Megan Fox is the finest looking bloke I've ever seen then.
    • CommentAuthorTimmer
    • CommentTimeJun 6th 2009
    Marselus wrote
    Christodoulides wrote
    Marselus wrote
    Something tells me that if Bay made a porno it would be gay porn.

    biggrin

    Think about it: all the testosterone of Bay films, all these sweaty-tough-macho men....yeah, gay porn definitely.


    At least Steven thinks it'll be awesome moon
    On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
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      CommentAuthorDemetris
    • CommentTimeJun 6th 2009
    Steven wrote
    Megan Fox is the finest looking bloke I've ever seen then.


    I think i am gay.
    Love Maintitles. It's full of Wanders.
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      CommentAuthorSteven
    • CommentTimeJun 6th 2009
    Timmer wrote
    Marselus wrote
    Christodoulides wrote
    Marselus wrote
    Something tells me that if Bay made a porno it would be gay porn.

    biggrin

    Think about it: all the testosterone of Bay films, all these sweaty-tough-macho men....yeah, gay porn definitely.


    At least Steven thinks it'll be awesome moon


    Whatever do you mean?
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      CommentAuthoromaha
    • CommentTimeJun 6th 2009
    Christodoulides wrote
    Steven wrote
    Megan Fox is the finest looking bloke I've ever seen then.


    I think i am gay.


    shocked me too
    • CommentAuthorTimmer
    • CommentTimeJun 6th 2009
    omaha wrote
    Christodoulides wrote
    Steven wrote
    Megan Fox is the finest looking bloke I've ever seen then.


    I think i am gay.


    shocked me too


    Nought but a bloke in drag. vomit
    On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
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      CommentAuthoromaha
    • CommentTimeJun 12th 2009
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESv1dFMP … eature=fvw

    Shia LaBeouf- "No no no no no no no."
    • CommentAuthorAnthony
    • CommentTimeJun 15th 2009
    First review:

    http://www.empireonline.com/reviews/rev … FID=135198

    Hmm...I'm guessing if you didn't like the first one you're not going to like this. biggrin
    • CommentAuthorAnthony
    • CommentTimeJun 20th 2009
    Anthony wrote
    Hmm...I'm guessing if you didn't like the first one you're not going to like this. biggrin


    And even if you did like the first one, you're probably not going to like this. I've just got back from seeing it and Transformers 2 is absolute trash. Bay's films have always been thin on plot, but this movie doesn't even seem to have a script.

    All the new characters are irritating, it has Jurassic Park 2 syndrome where seeing a CGI-robot still looks good but it has no awe factor, and the fights are long and tedious.

    I don't like saying bad things about films, but how hard is it to make a good movie these days?!

    2/5 sad
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      CommentAuthorSteven
    • CommentTimeJun 20th 2009
    I tend to be more forgiving of a film if it's able to create an impressive spectacle with visuals alone. We shall see how far my forgiveness is willing to be pushed I guess!
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      CommentAuthorDemonStar
    • CommentTimeJun 20th 2009
    I thought the first one had quite an average script/plot too. Will reserve my judgement till I see this one, though.
    • CommentAuthorAnthony
    • CommentTimeJun 20th 2009
    The script in the first one was my no means perfect, but it was good fun and lighthearted. This one is trying to be serious but just comes over as being stupid.
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      CommentAuthorSteven
    • CommentTimeJun 20th 2009
    Anthony wrote
    The script in the first one was my no means perfect, but it was good fun and lighthearted. This one is trying to be serious but just comes over as being stupid.


    That's actually one of the major problems I had with the first one surprisingly enough. I didn't really enjoy those 'lighter' moments, I thought they were at odds with much of the rest of the film. I preferred the more pretentious Americana heroic moments! (I know, I'm a traitor to Queen and country.)
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      CommentAuthorMartijn
    • CommentTimeJun 20th 2009 edited
    I just wanna hear Prime say "Autobots, roll out!"
    And I wanna see the proper Starscream and Megatron.
    Then I'd be happy.
    'no passion nor excitement here, despite all the notes and musicians' ~ Falkirkbairn
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      CommentAuthorMarselus
    • CommentTimeJun 20th 2009
    Anthony wrote
    how hard is it to make a good movie these days?!

    Terminator: Salvation.
    Anything with an orchestra or with a choir....at some point will reach you
    • CommentAuthorAnthony
    • CommentTimeJun 20th 2009
    Martijn wrote
    I just wanna hear Prime say "Autobots, roll out!"
    And I wanna see the proper Starscream and Megatron.
    Then I'd be happy.


    There's a good amount of Starscream/Megatron squabbling this time around, but I don't recall Optimus' line.
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      CommentAuthorMartijn
    • CommentTimeJun 20th 2009
    Anthony wrote
    I don't recall Optimus' line.


    sad
    Well, at least they had that in part 1.
    'no passion nor excitement here, despite all the notes and musicians' ~ Falkirkbairn
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      CommentAuthorDreamTheater
    • CommentTimeJun 25th 2009 edited
    Anthony wrote
    The script in the first one was my no means perfect, but it was good fun and lighthearted. This one is trying to be serious but just comes over as being stupid.


    I agree. The characters and events of the first film come over as dumbified. I didn't think it was awful, yet don't think I will be watching this one as many times as the first Transformers.
    "considering I've seen an enormous debate here about The Amazing Spider-Man and the ones who love it, and the ones who hate it, I feel myself obliged to say: TASTE DIFFERS, DEAL WITH IT" - Thomas G.
  1. DreamTheater wrote
    Anthony wrote
    The script in the first one was my no means perfect, but it was good fun and lighthearted. This one is trying to be serious but just comes over as being stupid.


    I agree. The characters and events of the first film come over as dumbified. I didn't think it was awful, yet don't think I will be watching this one as many times as the first Transformers.


    the main problem for me where the parents
    they were at least dignified in the first and being funny at the same time. In the second especially the mother is put through a vulgar set of displays that totally ruins it for me

    Bad Boys II revisited face-palm-mt
    waaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! Where's my nut? arrrghhhhhhh
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      CommentAuthorBregt
    • CommentTimeJun 25th 2009
    Haha!
    Kazoo
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      CommentAuthorSteven
    • CommentTimeJun 25th 2009
    I still think Bay might as well have made a porno starring Megan Fox with random action scenes of Transformers in-between sex scenes (or during). That's basically the kind of film Michael Bay wants to make.