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Cabaret / Stand Up Comedy / Satire

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      CommentAuthorDemetris
    • CommentTimeAug 17th 2009
    A strip club where lots of hot babes parade in front of you, lap dance on you and then you "rent" them for either a backstage quicky or a full-blown (no pun) all-nighter. All illegal of course.
    Love Maintitles. It's full of Wanders.
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      CommentAuthorThor
    • CommentTimeAug 17th 2009
    Christodoulides wrote
    A strip club where lots of hot babes parade in front of you, lap dance on you and then you "rent" them for either a backstage quicky or a full-blown (no pun) all-nighter. All illegal of course.


    Now THAT's my kind of cabaret....
    I am extremely serious.
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      CommentAuthorDemetris
    • CommentTimeAug 17th 2009
    beer
    Love Maintitles. It's full of Wanders.
    • CommentAuthorTimmer
    • CommentTimeAug 17th 2009
    Christodoulides wrote
    A strip club where lots of hot babes parade in front of you, lap dance on you and then you "rent" them for either a backstage quicky or a full-blown (no pun) all-nighter. All illegal of course.


    dirdy dirdy dirdy!

    Have you...ermmmm....been to one?
    On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
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      CommentAuthorDemetris
    • CommentTimeAug 17th 2009
    angelic
    Love Maintitles. It's full of Wanders.
    • CommentAuthorTimmer
    • CommentTimeAug 17th 2009
    uhm
    On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
    • CommentAuthorAnthony
    • CommentTimeAug 17th 2009
    :pr0n:
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      CommentAuthorDemetris
    • CommentTimeAug 17th 2009
    Anthony wrote
    :pr0n:


    biggrin
    Love Maintitles. It's full of Wanders.
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      CommentAuthorDemetris
    • CommentTimeAug 17th 2009
    Don't blame me shame It's that dark spot in every man's life...
    Love Maintitles. It's full of Wanders.
  11. Every so often I come across Tim Minchin on talk shows but have never really watched any of his routines.

    We were channel-hopping the other night and came across a 2-hour show on TV that I'll try and catch next time it's on TV.

    We came across his song If You Open Your Mind Too Much Your Brain Will Fall Out (Take My Wife). Really funny.

    Anyone come across this comedian?
    The views expressed in this post are entirely my own and do not reflect the opinions of maintitles.net, or for that matter, anyone else. http://www.racksandtags.com/falkirkbairn
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      CommentAuthorSteven
    • CommentTimeJan 12th 2010
    I saw him on Friday Night With Jonathan Woss and I found him very likable and funny.
    • CommentAuthorTimmer
    • CommentTimeJan 12th 2010
    FalkirkBairn wrote
    Every so often I come across Tim Minchin on talk shows but have never really watched any of his routines.

    We were channel-hopping the other night and came across a 2-hour show on TV that I'll try and catch next time it's on TV.

    We came across his song If You Open Your Mind Too Much Your Brain Will Fall Out (Take My Wife). Really funny.

    Anyone come across this comedian?


    Yeah, I quite like him from what little I've seen, he's been a guest on Buzzcocks more than once and I also saw him on Ross's show.
    On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
    • CommentAuthorAnthony
    • CommentTimeJan 12th 2010
    Is anyone else here a big fan of Eddie Izzard or Lee Mack (the latter of which I am seeing on Friday!)?
  15. never heard of the two shame
    waaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! Where's my nut? arrrghhhhhhh
    • CommentAuthorTimmer
    • CommentTimeJan 12th 2010
    Anthony wrote
    Is anyone else here a big fan of Eddie Izzard or Lee Mack (the latter of which I am seeing on Friday!)?


    Izzard is a great stand up. Don't know Lee Mack well enough to comment? Let us know here how it went Ant.
    On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
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      CommentAuthorSteven
    • CommentTimeJan 12th 2010
    Lee Mack is quite a sharp wit and makes for a great "double act" with David Mitchell on Would I Lie To You.
  18. Steven wrote
    Lee Mack is quite a sharp wit and makes for a great "double act" with David Mitchell on Would I Lie To You.

    This is definitely where I prefer to see Lee Mack! I've not seen much of him as a stand-up comedian but I recall a sitcom of his that I've only seen the once - and never again.
    The views expressed in this post are entirely my own and do not reflect the opinions of maintitles.net, or for that matter, anyone else. http://www.racksandtags.com/falkirkbairn
    • CommentAuthorAnthony
    • CommentTimeJan 12th 2010
    I assume you're referring to Not Going Out? I think it's brilliant.

    He comes across as quite loud and aggressive in his standup but it's still funny. I agree with Steven though that his arguments with David Mitchell on Would I Lie To You are definitely his hot spot.
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      CommentAuthorBobdH
    • CommentTimeJan 13th 2010 edited
    Anthony wrote
    Is anyone else here a big fan of Eddie Izzard or Lee Mack (the latter of which I am seeing on Friday!)?


    I don't know about Lee Mack, but Eddie Izzard is great! Will hunt some favorite YouTube bits down as soon as I'm on the computer again ("Brittain and the United States are two countries divided by a common language" :D).
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      CommentAuthorBobdH
    • CommentTimeJan 13th 2010 edited
    Christodoulides wrote
    A strip club where lots of hot babes parade in front of you, lap dance on you and then you "rent" them for either a backstage quicky or a full-blown (no pun) all-nighter. All illegal of course.


    Right... I can imagine 'stand-up' means something else as well, then? And Liza Minelli's "Life is a cabaret" must've been awkward for you Greeks.

    Speaking of which, isn't that close to the American definition of cabaret as well, being a naughty entertainment show with scarcely clothed ladies not unlike the Parisian Moulin Rouge?
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      CommentAuthorDemetris
    • CommentTimeJan 13th 2010 edited
    Just because cabaret means something else in Greece (and other places of Europe i can assure you) or the Usa, that doesn't make us idiotic, Bob wink
    Love Maintitles. It's full of Wanders.
    • CommentAuthorTimmer
    • CommentTimeJan 13th 2010
    BobdH wrote
    Christodoulides wrote
    A strip club where lots of hot babes parade in front of you, lap dance on you and then you "rent" them for either a backstage quicky or a full-blown (no pun) all-nighter. All illegal of course.


    Right... I can imagine 'stand-up' means something else as well, then? And Liza Minelli's "Life is a cabaret" must've been awkward for you Greeks.

    Speaking of which, isn't that close to the American definition of cabaret as well, being a naughty entertainment show with scarcely clothed ladies not unlike the Parisian Moulin Rouge?


    CABARET
    On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
  24. Timmer wrote
    CABARET

    Slightly off topic but Cabaret is a film that you could not pay me to watch all the way through!
    The views expressed in this post are entirely my own and do not reflect the opinions of maintitles.net, or for that matter, anyone else. http://www.racksandtags.com/falkirkbairn
    • CommentAuthorTimmer
    • CommentTimeJan 14th 2010
    FalkirkBairn wrote
    Timmer wrote
    CABARET

    Slightly off topic but Cabaret is a film that you could not pay me to watch all the way through!


    Join the queue.
    On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
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      CommentAuthorDemetris
    • CommentTimeJan 14th 2010
    I couldn't watch a single frame.
    Love Maintitles. It's full of Wanders.
    • CommentAuthorTimmer
    • CommentTimeJan 14th 2010
    It's just Liza Minelli...she does my friggin head in.
    On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
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      CommentAuthorBobdH
    • CommentTimeJan 14th 2010
    Christodoulides wrote
    Just because cabaret means something else in Greece (and other places of Europe i can assure you) or the Usa, that doesn't make us idiotic, Bob wink


    I know. It wasn't meant to be serious.
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      CommentAuthorfommes
    • CommentTimeJan 15th 2010
    The best one I've ever seen is Dara O'Briain, best known for presenting Mock the Week of course.

    Oh, and Belgian stand-up comedians suck.
    • CommentAuthorAnthony
    • CommentTimeJan 16th 2010 edited
    Lee Mack was brilliant! It was a tiny theater with probably 250 people in so the audience interaction was great.

    "Tonight I'm going to talk about observationalism. But to do that you have to observe things. Me, I don't do anything. It's all done online. I can't talk about supemarkets, I buy everything online. Sex life...same problem..."

    "We had to get a living nanny; that dead one wasn't working out so well."

    "I got into a big row with my wife. I said that you go to the beach and see woman walking up and down in a bikini and thong. Absolutely fine. But if you went to the beach and women were there in a bra and knickers someone would probably say something. What's the problem? They're virtually the same thing!! The wife said "I don't care...just take them off."

    "My website kept crashing, so I called up technical support and they asked if I'd disabled cookies. I said I'd snapped the legs off gingerbread men before."

    The best has to be his routine Q&A where the audience can ask him literally anything and he'll manage to turn it around and start ripping on them. One woman asked him what is favourite cheese was, and after a bit he said "So what do you do in life?" and she says "I'm the manager of this theater." *short awkward silence* "Oh...you're the mana...you call this a fucking theater!? It feels like showing off in somebody's living room!"

    biggrin

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