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- CommentAuthorAnthony
- CommentTimeJan 14th 2008
The rule is simple - every day, post 1 random fact.
A man in the Middle East has legally changed his name to Optimus Prime. -
- CommentTimeJan 14th 2008 edited
A man lost on the Atlantic called his British Pub for help, not the Coast Guard. He got saved anyway.
(Is this how it works?) -
- CommentAuthorAnthony
- CommentTimeJan 14th 2008
Yeah, I'll post a few more to start it.
On New Years in the UK, emergency services got a call every 8 seconds to tend to the wasted. Go British binge drinkers!
On Friday, it snowed in Baghdad.
Part of the FBI's phone network was shut down by their service provider due to an unpaid bill.
A British man who constantly harassed and abused his neighbors has been banned from living in his house.
And if that guys local pub managed to save him then I'm going to that pub! -
- CommentAuthorTimmer
- CommentTimeJan 14th 2008
A prisoner in high security Wakefield jail in Yorkshire has changed his name by deedpoll to Obi-Wan Kenobi and must now be addressed as Obi-Wan or Mr. Kenobi
I'd prefer to address this low life as Mr. Scum.On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt -
- CommentTimeJan 14th 2008
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- CommentAuthorTimmer
- CommentTimeJan 14th 2008
Damn them, will they never learn? First it was Dinosaurs and then Robots, two of mankinds deadliest enemies....mankind will never be safe again.On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt -
- CommentAuthordjdave
- CommentTimeJan 15th 2008
Here's one:
The most Northerly state of the United States is Alaska
The most Southerly state of the United States is Hawaii
The most Westerly state of the United States is Alaska
The most Easterly state of the United States is Alaska -
- CommentAuthorTimmer
- CommentTimeJan 15th 2008
djdave wrote
Here's one:
The most Northerly state of the United States is Alaska
The most Southerly state of the United States is Hawaii
The most Westerly state of the United States is Alaska
The most Easterly state of the United States is Alaska
Alaska is BIG!On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt -
- CommentAuthorAnthony
- CommentTimeJan 15th 2008 edited
Timmer wrote
djdave wrote
Here's one:
The most Northerly state of the United States is Alaska
The most Southerly state of the United States is Hawaii
The most Westerly state of the United States is Alaska
The most Easterly state of the United States is Alaska
Alaska is BIG!
I won't argue that it's big, it's just trying to show off because it's in the corner.
Timmer wrote
Damn them, will they never learn? First it was Dinosaurs and then Robots, two of mankinds deadliest enemies....mankind will never be safe again.
Wait until the day we have robot dinosaurs, then we'll be screwed! -
- CommentTimeJan 15th 2008 edited
Coincidentally I just saw an item on TV on a Dutch talkshow last night about a dinosaur-robot, which was considered as a big leap towards the robotic pet! It even had a camera in it's head so it reacted to your hand, he could 'bite' your finger playfully, he could walk, he loved to be petted on the head, and with Christmas, you could ad a chip so he could sing Christmas songs -
- CommentAuthorTimmer
- CommentTimeJan 15th 2008 edited
BobdH wrote
Coincidentally I just saw an item on TV on a Dutch talkshow last night about a dinosaur-robot, which was considered as a big leap towards the robotic pet! It even had a camera in it's head so it reacted to your hand, he could 'bite' your finger playfully, he could walk, he loved to be petted on the head, and with Christmas, you could ad a chip so he could sing Christmas songs
Great!
Dinosaurs will rule the world again by next Christmas, mark my words!
See whatcha started Anthony?!On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt -
- CommentTimeJan 15th 2008
I bet it was invented in Japan. They love silly robots over there.
Logic tells us that the inevitable end of world as we know it will start in Japan when the first robot dinosaurs with artificial intelligence are manufactured.
Peter -
- CommentTimeJan 15th 2008 edited
Yep, they're a huge hype in Japan! They're introducing it over here in Holland as well, as 'the next generation Furby', but one such 'toy' is around 200,- euro's... -
- CommentTimeJan 15th 2008
Bregt wrote
Scientists Grow a Beating Heart
You mean, beside the one they were born with? -
- CommentTimeJan 17th 2008
Ralph Kruhm wrote
A man lost on the Atlantic called his British Pub for help, not the Coast Guard. He got saved anyway.
(Is this how it works?)
Hehe, funny.
This reminds me of a news item I read about people who go out sailing or something don't know as well anymore how to call the coast guard because they think they are safe having their mobile phone with them, but they don't realise that doesn't always work. You just need to know how to raise the alarm for your own safety and not rely on a mobile phone.
Stupid enough I think I would do exactly the same thing when on the road. When something happens I'd call home to let them tell me to call the road service or whatever is necessary! -
- CommentTimeJan 17th 2008
Bregje wrote
Stupid enough I think I would do exactly the same thing when on the road. When something happens I'd call home to let them tell me to call the road service or whatever is necessary!
Well, also probably because you want to be assured by someone you know, that it's not that big a deal You don't want to talk to some stranger first when you're in trouble! -
- CommentAuthorAnthony
- CommentTimeJan 17th 2008
A man has (almost) had his arm ripped off by a vechicle as he was waving to someone accross the street. Doctors are wondering whether to amputate. Must suck to be him! -
- CommentAuthorAnthony
- CommentTimeJan 17th 2008
BobdH wrote
Coincidentally I just saw an item on TV on a Dutch talkshow last night about a dinosaur-robot, which was considered as a big leap towards the robotic pet! It even had a camera in it's head so it reacted to your hand, he could 'bite' your finger playfully, he could walk, he loved to be petted on the head, and with Christmas, you could ad a chip so he could sing Christmas songs
You just wait until these ''pets'' bite your whole arm off, travel at 100mph and use Christmas songs as weapons of mass destruction. -
- CommentTimeJan 17th 2008
Dinobots Rule The Earth!
And in completely unrelated news, science has created the blackest black known to man.
How black is that? Well, so black it can't get any blacker.
Try and imagine Vader's armour multiplied by a Black Hole to the power of the colour of Hitler's soul.
This is even blacker.
Obviously this is fantastic news for some people who we 'd like to see obscured.'no passion nor excitement here, despite all the notes and musicians' ~ Falkirkbairn -
- CommentTimeJan 17th 2008
Wow, fascinating!! The blackest black known to man.
Shouldn't this also be in the science topic? -
- CommentTimeJan 17th 2008
Science topic?'no passion nor excitement here, despite all the notes and musicians' ~ Falkirkbairn -
- CommentAuthorAnthony
- CommentTimeJan 17th 2008 edited
Heh, I read about the blacker than black thing the other day in another article. The funniest part was that there's actually a measure how how ''black'' the colour black is. This new material they've invented is apparantly 95% more black than all previous blacks! -
- CommentAuthorTimmer
- CommentTimeJan 17th 2008
Martijn wrote
Science topic?
Your playing catch-up palOn Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt -
- CommentAuthorAnthony
- CommentTimeJan 17th 2008
The science topic confuses me. Science certainly isn't my thing! -
- CommentTimeJan 17th 2008
Timmer wrote
Martijn wrote
Science topic?
Your playing catch-up pal
Your?
That's right. I will continue to bust chops. -
- CommentAuthorAnthony
- CommentTimeJan 17th 2008 edited
Random fact: I've been the last poster for the top 12 threads on MT. I'm at work. -
- CommentAuthorTimmer
- CommentTimeJan 17th 2008 edited
Steven wrote
Timmer wrote
Martijn wrote
Science topic?
Your playing catch-up pal
Your?
That's right. I will continue to bust chops.
....and YOUR only a consonant and a vowel away from being busted by the spelling police at any given time mister!On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt -
- CommentAuthorAnthony
- CommentTimeJan 17th 2008
DUH-DUH-DUH!
THE CONSONANT POLICE!
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- CommentTimeJan 17th 2008
Anthony, what's your job exactly? Updating maintitles.net?Love Maintitles. It's full of Wanders. -
- CommentAuthorAnthony
- CommentTimeJan 17th 2008
Well, my official title is ''Main Titles Spam Producer'', but it's no way near as fancy as it sounds.