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      CommentAuthorDemonStar
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd 2008 edited
    LSH wrote
    Marselus wrote
    Zimmer bashing appears to be cool lately...


    ...and very childish.


    LOL, yeah! beer biggrin
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      CommentAuthorDemonStar
    • CommentTimeJul 3rd 2008 edited
    Timmer wrote
    Disliking a composer is fine but hatred!?

    I'll save my hate for people who deserve it like Robert Mugabe and Burma's military leaders and the like.

    I don't like a lot of Zimmer's music but I'd imagine he'd be better company in a pub than some of my favourites? cool


    Spot on! beer
    • CommentAuthorTimmer
    • CommentTimeSep 24th 2008 edited
    Nothing to do with scores but what the hey rolleyes

    The old farm cat goes to heaven and god asks him "and how can I make your stay here as good as possible?" and the old farm cat replies "I've spent my life sleeping in rough barns on tough old boards, I'd like a lovely feathered pillow to sleep on". "Then it shall be so" says god.

    Seven mice enter heaven and god asks them "and how can I make your stay here as good as possible?" and the seven mice reply "we've spent our lives running around and our feet are sore, we would like to have roller skates to get around more easily". "Then it shall be so" says god.

    Some time later god returns to the old farm cat. "and how is your feathered pillow?" asks god. "most comfortable" replies the old farm cat "and those meals on wheels you keep sending are great".
    On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
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      CommentAuthorHeeroJF
    • CommentTimeSep 24th 2008
    Here's an old doodle I drew ages ago. Hopefully it's clear enough who these guys are supposed to be. Don't forget to click on the "Page 2" for the end of the strip.

    http://www.musicalotaku.com/cgi-musical … docuId=504
    ''The mandate, as well as the benefit, of responsibility is the ability to tell when one can afford to be irresponsible.'' - Me
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      CommentAuthorAtham
    • CommentTimeSep 24th 2008
    Yay! Go Goldsmith!

    I like how each super-character costume is worn by their specific composer. smile
    • CommentAuthorTimmer
    • CommentTimeSep 24th 2008 edited
    HeeroJF wrote
    Here's an old doodle I drew ages ago. Hopefully it's clear enough who these guys are supposed to be. Don't forget to click on the "Page 2" for the end of the strip.

    http://www.musicalotaku.com/cgi-musical … docuId=504


    Really good cartoon work, unique style and delivered the message clearly, liked it a lot. biggrin
    On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
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      CommentAuthorHeeroJF
    • CommentTimeSep 24th 2008
    Timmer wrote
    HeeroJF wrote
    Here's an old doodle I drew ages ago. Hopefully it's clear enough who these guys are supposed to be. Don't forget to click on the "Page 2" for the end of the strip.

    http://www.musicalotaku.com/cgi-musical … docuId=504


    Really good cartoon work, unique style and delivered the message clearly, liked it a lot. biggrin


    Why thank you! ^___^ Great to see these old cat scratches of mine finding an audience that can associate with the material.

    I have one other:

    http://www.musicalotaku.com/cgi-musical … ;docuId=21

    Talk about anti-climatic ending. Don't worry, it's intended. Oh, and Atham, you'll like Goldsmith's appearance here, too.

    Thanks for reading!
    J-F
    ''The mandate, as well as the benefit, of responsibility is the ability to tell when one can afford to be irresponsible.'' - Me
  8. I love the way Horner looks at the contract biggrin
    http://www.filmmusic.pl - Polish Film Music Review Website
    • CommentAuthorKevinSmith
    • CommentTimeJun 19th 2010
    How does a film score fan get so strong sitting at a computer?

    Because he keeps beating a dead horse...

    It's lame but I like it and it's a very true commentary on us fans.
    Revenge is sweet... Revenge is best served cold... Revenge is ice cream.
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      CommentAuthorMartijn
    • CommentTimeJun 19th 2010
    What do you mean "us", paleface?
    'no passion nor excitement here, despite all the notes and musicians' ~ Falkirkbairn
  11. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Philip Glass.

    Knock, knock.
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    Philip Glass.
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    Philip Glass.
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    Philip Glass.
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    Philip Glass.
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    Philip Glass.
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    Philip Glass.
    The views and opinions of Ford A. Thaxton are his own and do not necessarily reflect the ones of ANYONE else.
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      CommentAuthorMartijn
    • CommentTimeJun 20th 2010
    applause

    Now that was funny.
    'no passion nor excitement here, despite all the notes and musicians' ~ Falkirkbairn
  13. A classic, but the original joke goes around Hello, how are you? repeated ad nauseam I think.
    http://www.filmmusic.pl - Polish Film Music Review Website
    • CommentAuthorTimmer
    • CommentTimeJun 20th 2010
    Martijn wrote
    applause

    Now that was funny.


    Kind of rolleyes
    On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
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      CommentAuthorMartijn
    • CommentTimeJun 20th 2010
    No, no, no, no no.
    It was definitely funny.
    'no passion nor excitement here, despite all the notes and musicians' ~ Falkirkbairn
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      CommentAuthorDemetris
    • CommentTimeJun 20th 2010 edited
    Yeah, to you. wink
    Love Maintitles. It's full of Wanders.
    • CommentAuthorAnthony
    • CommentTimeJun 20th 2010
    Huh? confused
    • CommentAuthorTimmer
    • CommentTimeJun 20th 2010
    Martijn wrote
    No, no, no, no no.
    It was definitely funny.


    Yeah, if you like 'ho hum' jokes.
    On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
    • CommentAuthorAnthony
    • CommentTimeJun 20th 2010
    I still don't get it. confused
  20. As a minimalist, Glass's style usually resorts to repeating certain motifs/arpeggios/things like that all the time. Martijn, as a Glass detractor, could say "ad nauseam". The Philip Glass jokes are about repeating a phrase for infinite time. These are usually musician inside jokes.
    http://www.filmmusic.pl - Polish Film Music Review Website
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      CommentAuthorDemetris
    • CommentTimeJun 20th 2010
    Sigh. Explaining a joke is killing a joke smile
    Love Maintitles. It's full of Wanders.
  22. I know, but sometimes you just have to.
    http://www.filmmusic.pl - Polish Film Music Review Website
    • CommentAuthorKevinSmith
    • CommentTimeJun 20th 2010
    I once listened to a Philip Glass CD for five hours, then I discovered there was a scratch on the CD.
    Revenge is sweet... Revenge is best served cold... Revenge is ice cream.
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      CommentAuthorDemetris
    • CommentTimeJun 20th 2010
    .
    Love Maintitles. It's full of Wanders.
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      CommentAuthorThor
    • CommentTimeJun 20th 2010
    This would be an apt response here.
    I am extremely serious.
    • CommentAuthorTimmer
    • CommentTimeJun 20th 2010
    Thor wrote
    This would be an apt response here.


    Most apt.
    On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
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      CommentAuthorSteven
    • CommentTimeJun 20th 2010
    Martijn wrote
    No, no, no, no no.
    It was definitely funny.


    I agree. applause
    • CommentAuthorTimmer
    • CommentTimeJun 21st 2010
    Steven wrote
    Martijn wrote
    No, no, no, no no.
    It was definitely funny.


    I agree. applause


    Fuck off.
    On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
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      CommentAuthorLSH
    • CommentTimeJun 21st 2010
    Christodoulides wrote
    Sigh. Explaining a joke is killing a joke smile


    Not when it's done in a sort of Alan Partridge way.
    • CommentAuthorTimmer
    • CommentTimeJun 21st 2010
    TRUE!

    and todays hot topic.
    On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt

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