Funny world

I saw a note posted in a gas station bathroom today that I found funny.

First off it started with a line:

"If you must wash you hands, please ..."

So, they aren't advocating washign your hads and even seems annoyed that "if you must". Apparently only employees must wash their hands.


Then it made note of how they've found the water facet on for days because nobody goes in there -- so now they're admitting they rarely ever go into the bathroom to clean (and it did look like shit). What was ironic about it was that they were lightly chastizing people for doing that, yet at the end they asked how you would like it if that was your house? Well, people tend to clean their bathrooms more often than you guys, apparently.


Then they had the audacity to say this is a service they offer to people at their expense. NO, Florida LAW requires them to have at least one bathroom accessible to the public if they servie food, which they do. The bathrooms also had ZERO compliance with the Americans with Disabilities Act ; in fact, they were gated off, with a gate door far too small to get a wheelchair through.

That's just silly; you can get the remastered complete score over at Hitchcock-Media Records. Still in-print; I'm not sure One Way Static's is even legal.

H-MR is a legti label that does many other types of song/instrumental CD's; they're only score releases have been Don Peake efforts, including volumes of "Knight Rider".

I saw this ad on Craigslist just now:

What a weird and exotic land you come from.

Everyday is a Steven's day my friend

<- a good example of how to celebrate Steven's Day

Oh don't worry, they're in my basement.

And then it puts the lotion in the basket?

Over here in America police will usually ignore most people in traffic doing minor unlawful acts, such as speeding a little too much, not using your blinker, but if you're causing a big problem, you're number is up.


That's why I was totally baffled by what I jsut saw on my way back.


There's one thing you never do: pretend the cop isn't there and do as you want -- that's a one way ticket to Ticketville. Yet not this time!


I watched as a fancy little silver car going about six or so miles over the speed limit, follow too closely a cop car (clearly and unmistably a police unit -- even rain man could tell), then speed up, practically ride his bumper, then switch lanes without signling (well, he signaled after he was about 80% in the other lane -- as if that was the ONE thing he did wrong the cop might notice).

The little silver car that could then proceeded to continue on ahead, speeding (the police officer was going the speed limit). The cop didn't follow get him! Unbelivable. We litterally have cops in this city, in certain neighborhoods, pulling over and ticketing people for going one fucking mile over the speed limit, but this in-your-face action went unpunished? What, was Wiggum behind the wheel? Geez.

So, you're saying he was trying to enter threw his trunk?


Naughty, naughty.

There is 3% tolerance limit in Germany when it comes to speed monitoring.

Volker

Yes! I can make that happen anytime and anywhere long after your puny flame throwers have run out of gas.

You and Martijn have been warned.

When they appear it is the person with oil and fire that ends up frightened into flames.

What this doesn't show is how well the operating systems are optimised for the devices. Personally, I would still choose an iPhone over android simply because I prefer iOS to KitKat (largely due to iTunes). Not everyone is interested in a phone that has the highest end specs, some prefer user-friendliness. Although I do understand why the iPhone's lack of specs would turn some people off. For me, it's its size that I dislike. (Plus I prefer the design of the previous iPhones to this new one.)