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    • CommentAuthorTimmer
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2008
    LMAO biggrin biggrin biggrin
    On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
    • CommentAuthorTimmer
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2008
    ...and on page 49 all by my lonesome.....sad or what sad cry
    On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
    • CommentAuthorTimmer
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2008
    Martijn wrote
    Stavroula wrote
    Greek humor


    Men: Ten Reasons Why You Shouldn't Marry a Greek Woman

    1. One word - "Babaaaaa!" (accompanied by crying)
    2. She can't cook like your mother.
    3. Having your children and cleaning your house isn't fun for her...go figure!
    4. The incessant whining of her voice drives you crazy.
    5. She always has an opinion about everything.
    6. You can't have sex with her until she's married, but find out after that she's slept with your brother and cousin and uncle and friends.
    7. One more word - Nagging.
    8. Buying new living room furniture every six months isn't how you want to spend your money.
    9. She thinks "Greek Style" is how you cook green beans and chicken.
    10. She won't let you show her what "Greek Style" really is.

    (I'm not making this up!! Greek humour doesn't seem like the kind I'd want to be on the receiving end of! dizzy slant spin )


    The Albanian getting slapped in a tunnel made me laugh, I can adapt that to fit a UK situation devil
    On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
    • CommentAuthorTintin
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2008
    I'm annoyed the hear my students talk about the shops that are not opening next monday nor saturday because there isn't enough work anymore. slant
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      CommentAuthorDemetris
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2008 edited
    Steven wrote
    Christodoulides wrote
    Martijn wrote
    Steven wrote
    I love Clarkson. People shouldn't be so easily insulted!

    punk


    Is it true he suffers from a mild form of autism?
    I seem to have read something like that.


    Who the fudge is he?


    A British legend with British humour. You wouldn't like him.


    True. Different cultures, different upbringing, different taste in humor etc etc.

    Personally speaking, i rather find myself really liking SOME SPECIFIC portions of American humor instead; south park, american dad, family guy, the achmed the dead terrorist guy, one well known fat latino stand up comedian that made me laugh my ass off and whose name i now forget, etc. etc. I think BRITISH HUMOR (with some rare examples) is the only kind of humor that is perceived as completely lame and "ha-ha" dead-cold in the vast majority of the world, outside its origin.
    Love Maintitles. It's full of Wanders.
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      CommentAuthorDemetris
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2008 edited
    Stavroula wrote
    Martijn wrote
    Stavroula wrote
    Greek humor


    Men: Ten Reasons Why You Shouldn't Marry a Greek Woman

    1. One word - "Babaaaaa!" (accompanied by crying)
    2. She can't cook like your mother.
    3. Having your children and cleaning your house isn't fun for her...go figure!
    4. The incessant whining of her voice drives you crazy.
    5. She always has an opinion about everything.
    6. You can't have sex with her until she's married, but find out after that she's slept with your brother and cousin and uncle and friends.
    7. One more word - Nagging.
    8. Buying new living room furniture every six months isn't how you want to spend your money.
    9. She thinks "Greek Style" is how you cook green beans and chicken.
    10. She won't let you show her what "Greek Style" really is.

    (I'm not making this up!! Greek humour doesn't seem like the kind I'd want to be on the receiving end of! spin )


    That's it mister!You are banned from talking to me for a week and then I'll think about it!Ha!
    Do you want me to list the 10 reasons for not pissing off a Greek woman?! tongue


    The only people who actually believe that stuff is the ones who can't have a passionate, Juicy Greek woman for themselves*. The rest of us are in (mountain) heaven 'cause of that.




    * and of course it'd be silly to think i am actually referring to members of this board, just to avoid stupid misunderstandings).
    Love Maintitles. It's full of Wanders.
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      CommentAuthorDemetris
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2008
    On a side-note: TOP GEAR is one of the most impressive tv shows ever created imo and with a very worthy popularity. I enjoy it 90%, the rest 10 is the duration the said gentleman won't shut the fudge up wink
    Love Maintitles. It's full of Wanders.
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      CommentAuthorSteven
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2008
    Christodoulides wrote
    On a side-note: TOP GEAR is one of the most impressive tv shows ever created imo and with a very worthy popularity. I enjoy it 90%, the rest 10 is the duration the said gentleman won't shut the fudge up wink


    shocked

    You like Top Gear?

    Here, have a hundred Super Mega Cool points. cool
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      CommentAuthorMartijn
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2008
    Christodoulides wrote
    I think BRITISH HUMOR (with some rare examples) is the only kind of humor that is perceived as completely lame and "ha-ha" dead-cold in the vast majority of the world, outside its origin.


    Well, if you're juxtaposing American and British humour, you'll probably find that both are much the same, i.e. grounded in the modern-day quagmire of irony (I say quagmire, because SO many people employ the phrase without actually understanding it! Alanis Morisette's song "Ironic" absolutely sets my teeth on edge for exactly that reason. Anyway.)

    In all (Anglosaxon) comedy but the most slapstick on end of the spectrum and surreal at the other end, you will find irony is the most employed tool: the gentle mockery, ususally (though not always) employed to indicate the reverse of what was actually stated.

    However there IS one big difference: the British style will not employ the more sentimental approach the Americans use. Americans tend to soften the ironic blow immediately.
    Brits, however, remain pretty straightlaced, and will follow through absolutely deadpan.
    THIS, I think, may be the thing that is at odds with many who don't "get" the British of humour.

    This is best exemplified when you watch Americanised versions of Brit TV shows (Fawlty Towers, The Office): everything that really puts a sting in the British version, is softened in the American one.
    That's not to say they're worse (though my personal taste runs to to British versions without even the vague possibility of anything contending), but they ARE different.

    Now excuse me while I drink myself into a coma because our resident Greek Goddess is not talking to me for a week, and I see no other sensible way to pass the time.
    'no passion nor excitement here, despite all the notes and musicians' ~ Falkirkbairn
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      CommentAuthorMartijn
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2008
    Christodoulides wrote
    On a side-note: TOP GEAR is one of the most impressive tv shows ever created imo and with a very worthy popularity. I enjoy it 90%, the rest 10 is the duration the said gentleman won't shut the fudge up wink


    That's something to do with cars, presented by a twat, right?
    I always thought the title refered to Clarkson's toupet.
    'no passion nor excitement here, despite all the notes and musicians' ~ Falkirkbairn
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      CommentAuthorDemetris
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2008
    Celebrities driving around DEAD HOT SUPER CARS, excellently imaginative games, contests and experiments, DEAD HOT SUPER CARS, frantic speed and never before done stunts, DEAD HOT SUPERCARS; Phhhhhhwww....you must be a lunatic not to adore it.
    Love Maintitles. It's full of Wanders.
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      CommentAuthorDemetris
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2008
    Martijn wrote
    because our resident Greek Goddess is not talking to me for a week, and I see no other sensible way to pass the time.


    Dear Sir,
    No worries!
    Believe me, (and i know this first-hand, not in this specific occasion but through interaction with other Greek Goddesses), after the way you characterized her now, there's no possible route other than to melt and talk to you asap wink
    Love Maintitles. It's full of Wanders.
    • CommentAuthorTimmer
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2008
    Martijn wrote
    Christodoulides wrote
    On a side-note: TOP GEAR is one of the most impressive tv shows ever created imo and with a very worthy popularity. I enjoy it 90%, the rest 10 is the duration the said gentleman won't shut the fudge up wink


    That's something to do with cars, presented by a twat, right?
    I always thought the title refered to Clarkson's toupet.


    That was funny biggrin
    On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
    • CommentAuthorTimmer
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2008
    Christodoulides wrote
    Celebrities driving around DEAD HOT SUPER CARS, excellently imaginative games, contests and experiments, DEAD HOT SUPER CARS, frantic speed and never before done stunts, DEAD HOT SUPERCARS; Phhhhhhwww....you must be a lunatic not to adore it.


    YEAP! Me a big fan too!

    The show would be lame without Clarkson even though, as I said earlier, the man is a xenophobic prize prick first class and he makes me laugh big time. biggrin
    On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
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      CommentAuthorDemetris
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2008
    How did he comment about Greece btw? was it in context to the TOP GEAR Show? 'Cause one thing's for sure, Greeks don't make cars wink
    Love Maintitles. It's full of Wanders.
    • CommentAuthorTimmer
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2008
    Christodoulides wrote
    How did he comment about Greece btw? was it in context to the TOP GEAR Show? 'Cause one thing's for sure, Greeks don't make cars wink


    No idea, I'd never heard the comment until it was mentioned here.
    On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
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      CommentAuthorMartijn
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2008
    I gatehr he wasn't too pleasant about the Dutch either.... or the Italians ... or the French... Germans ...Danes... Welsh ... SCots... Londoners ...women ... men ... small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri...
    'no passion nor excitement here, despite all the notes and musicians' ~ Falkirkbairn
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      CommentAuthorHeeroJF
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2008
    Like usual, small creatures from Alpha Centauri get mentioned before French Canadians do.

    For the love of God, we exist! *waves hands* Acknowledge us, world! Even if it's to make fun of us! We deserve to be made a mockery of like everyone else!!

    biggrin
    ''The mandate, as well as the benefit, of responsibility is the ability to tell when one can afford to be irresponsible.'' - Me
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      CommentAuthorDemetris
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2008
    Have you seen the episode of SOUTH PARK where CANADA went on strike? LMAO biggrin
    Love Maintitles. It's full of Wanders.
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      CommentAuthorMartijn
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2008
    HeeroJF wrote
    Like usual, small creatures from Alpha Centauri get mentioned before French Canadians do.

    For the love of God, we exist! *waves hands* Acknowledge us, world! Even if it's to make fun of us! We deserve to be made a mockery of like everyone else!!

    biggrin


    Goddamn crickets making all that rackett.
    Can't hear a damn thing!
    'no passion nor excitement here, despite all the notes and musicians' ~ Falkirkbairn
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      CommentAuthorsdtom
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2008
    If this guy pulled this in America on the radio/tv he'd be pulled off the air
    listen to more classical music!
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      CommentAuthorSteven
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2008
    Conservatism. rolleyes

    I'm being political!
    • CommentAuthorTimmer
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2008
    sdtom wrote
    If this guy pulled this in America on the radio/tv he'd be pulled off the air


    In the current climate of Brit TV that is a possibility.
    On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
    • CommentAuthorTimmer
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2008
    Martijn wrote
    I gatehr he wasn't too pleasant about the Dutch either.... or the Italians ... or the French... Germans ...Danes... Welsh ... SCots... Londoners ...women ... men ... small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri...


    YEAP! Once they hit the Clarkson radar no one is safe.
    On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
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      CommentAuthorDemetris
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2008
    Timmer wrote
    sdtom wrote
    If this guy pulled this in America on the radio/tv he'd be pulled off the air


    In the current climate of Brit TV that is a possibility.


    Why, what's going on?
    Love Maintitles. It's full of Wanders.
    • CommentAuthorTimmer
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2008
    Christodoulides wrote
    Timmer wrote
    sdtom wrote
    If this guy pulled this in America on the radio/tv he'd be pulled off the air


    In the current climate of Brit TV that is a possibility.


    Why, what's going on?


    Where do I start? I'll try and find the appropriate link....back soon.
    On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
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      CommentAuthorSteven
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2008
    Now Russel Brand IS a fuckwit. Can't stand that idiot...
    • CommentAuthorTimmer
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2008
    Steven wrote
    Now Russel Brand IS a fuckwit. Can't stand that idiot...


    He's a cocky-wocky!
    On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
    • CommentAuthorTimmer
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2008 edited
    Timmer wrote
    Christodoulides wrote
    Timmer wrote
    sdtom wrote
    If this guy pulled this in America on the radio/tv he'd be pulled off the air


    In the current climate of Brit TV that is a possibility.


    Why, what's going on?


    Where do I start? I'll try and find the appropriate link....back soon.


    Jonathan Ross / Russell Brand Radio 2 Stunt

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/organgr … sell-brand


    It's all there.
    On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
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      CommentAuthorSteven
    • CommentTimeNov 14th 2008
    Timmer wrote
    Steven wrote
    Now Russel Brand IS a fuckwit. Can't stand that idiot...


    He's a cocky-wocky!


    I'm slightly bitter because girls seem to love him. But yeah, he truly is.

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