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- CommentAuthorTimmer
- CommentTimeJul 28th 2009 edited
It was an unflattering angle in relation to the picture we talked about before.

Madonna does look pretty rank though, she looks like she's been a brick layer all her life.

Still nothing a few pies and beers couldn't sort out.
On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
- CommentAuthorMartijn
- CommentTimeJul 28th 2009 edited
You're not wrong!

Do they have vegan, glacierwater cooled kaballah-OK'd pies?
'no passion nor excitement here, despite all the notes and musicians' ~ Falkirkbairn
- CommentAuthorplindboe
- CommentTimeJul 28th 2009
That's amazingly disgusting. And I was eating when I clicked on those pictures! That chick seriously needs to eat some cheese burgers.

Peter
- CommentAuthorDemetris
- CommentTimeJul 29th 2009
Martijn wrote

Timmer wrote
Still, it is for real. I know my anatomy inside out, I can even accurately draw the entire musculature of human anatomy from memory.

Nothing odd, just an unflattering angle is all.

With everyone now going gaga over Madonna's arms, it was just a matter of time before the Sun came up with another quality topic.
It does show beyond a shadow of a doubt though that it's not just an unflattering angle.

Why do people do this to themselves?
Seriously?

I laughed; hard.

Sorry
Love Maintitles. It's full of Wanders.
- CommentAuthorTimmer
- CommentTimeJul 29th 2009
Madonna laughs harder..........all the way to the bank.
On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
- CommentAuthorDemetris
- CommentTimeJul 30th 2009
There are skank-ho's (can't believe i said that) who make almost equal or more money than her; should i envy them too?
Love Maintitles. It's full of Wanders.
- CommentAuthorTimmer
- CommentTimeJul 30th 2009 edited
No.

Who are these 'skank - ho's' who make more money than her?
On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
- CommentAuthorMartijn
- CommentTimeJul 30th 2009
Whatever you think of Madonna as an artist, as a business woman in the industry she's smart, experienced and tough as nails.
I think she may well be the best-earning artist in the business today of you count all ventures she has a hand in.
'no passion nor excitement here, despite all the notes and musicians' ~ Falkirkbairn
- CommentAuthorTimmer
- CommentTimeJul 30th 2009
D still hasn't said who the 'skank ho's are who make equal or more money than her.
On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
- CommentAuthorDemetris
- CommentTimeJul 31st 2009
You want names? or addresses?
Love Maintitles. It's full of Wanders.
- CommentAuthorTimmer
- CommentTimeJul 31st 2009
Just names!

Now you must put up or shut up.
On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
- CommentAuthorDemetris
- CommentTimeJul 31st 2009
What are you? Madonna's lawyer? Or you want the snank-ho's for your own pleasure
Love Maintitles. It's full of Wanders.
- CommentAuthorMartijn
- CommentTimeJul 31st 2009
snack-hos?
'no passion nor excitement here, despite all the notes and musicians' ~ Falkirkbairn
- CommentAuthorMartijn
- CommentTimeJul 31st 2009 edited
D., your hand is called, and the cameras are rolling...now do you have a Straight Flush? Or just a couple of twos?
'no passion nor excitement here, despite all the notes and musicians' ~ Falkirkbairn
- CommentAuthorMartijn
- CommentTimeJul 31st 2009 edited
Actually, to put this to bed for now: Madonna actually is the richest female vocal artist today.

The only woman that makes more is Oprah Winfrey (but she doesn't sing).
'no passion nor excitement here, despite all the notes and musicians' ~ Falkirkbairn
- CommentAuthorTimmer
- CommentTimeJul 31st 2009 edited
Martijn wrote
D., your hand is called, and the cameras are rolling...now do you have a Straight Flush? Or just a couple of twos?

Folded I believe.

D makes a rubbish poker player.
On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
- CommentAuthorMartijn
- CommentTimeJul 31st 2009
That Forbes list I linked to is from 2008, but in fact, she's well on her way for 2009 as well.
"#1 on 2009 Music Money Makers List with a $242,176,466 income, coming from the highest-earning tour that took place in 2008" (from wikipedia)
'no passion nor excitement here, despite all the notes and musicians' ~ Falkirkbairn
- CommentAuthorTimmer
- CommentTimeJul 31st 2009
That 'figure digging a hole' icon I suggested would have been well used on D by now
On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
- CommentAuthorDemetris
- CommentTimeJul 31st 2009
Timmer wrote

Martijn wrote
D., your hand is called, and the cameras are rolling...now do you have a Straight Flush? Or just a couple of twos?

Folded I believe.

D makes a rubbish poker player.

True; i don't know how to play poker
Love Maintitles. It's full of Wanders.
- CommentAuthorTimmer
- CommentTimeAug 1st 2009
FACT!
On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
- CommentAuthorTimmer
- CommentTimeAug 1st 2009
p.s. I don't know how to play poker either.

....'bout time I took it up eh!?
On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
- CommentAuthorMartijn
- CommentTimeAug 1st 2009
Oh!
Erm. I can't play either. At all.
But I'd love to learn!!

Say! Here's an idea! How about I invite you two gentleman for a friendly game?
'no passion nor excitement here, despite all the notes and musicians' ~ Falkirkbairn
- CommentAuthorTimmer
- CommentTimeAug 1st 2009
Howabout I just put my money in the hands of those fine Nigerian investors.
On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
- CommentAuthorMartijn
- CommentTimeAug 1st 2009
Aw!
'no passion nor excitement here, despite all the notes and musicians' ~ Falkirkbairn
- CommentAuthorTimmer
- CommentTimeAug 1st 2009
Okay, I'll play you at poker but you have to play me at Pool after.
On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
- CommentAuthorMartijn
- CommentTimeAug 1st 2009
Certainly! It's a deal! Why not, indeed?
'no passion nor excitement here, despite all the notes and musicians' ~ Falkirkbairn
- CommentAuthorLSH
- CommentTimeAug 1st 2009
Timmer wrote
p.s. I don't know how to play poker either.

....'bout time I took it up eh!?

I can't either. It wouldn't be a big deal if I hadn't drunkenly accepted an invite to an upcoming poker night with my uncle and some of his friends last weekend!
- CommentAuthorBhelPuri
- CommentTimeAug 14th 2009
This is bizarre-

A schoolboy has gained a qualification for getting on a bus - despite not knowing he had taken the test.
Bobby McHale, 15, received a letter from an exam board recognising his ability to walk to the bus stop, wait for it to arrive and to board the vehicle.
...
A spokesman for the exam board said the certificate is a formal recognition of students' success "outside of the normal qualifications framework."

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpres … e0BxbspTeg
- CommentAuthorTimmer
- CommentTimeAug 14th 2009
I'm rarely surprised by anything anymore.
On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
- CommentAuthorBhelPuri
- CommentTimeAug 15th 2009 edited
Human synthesizer with conductive skin paint! (Or another excuse to give a demo with hot models)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IObPkUFq0hg

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